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aw yiss

Posted 3 months ago

When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You’re so fucking special

But I’m a creep, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

Beck - Loser

Posted 3 months ago

6. Paul Walker

Every halfwit on Twitter rushed to make jokes about how ironic it was that a man who gained fame through a film series about reckless, irresponsible street racing should die in a car crash, in a phenomenon that might well have been hashtagged #2fast2soon. This is about ironic as porn star John Holmes contracting and dying of AIDS, you chuckleheads. That is, it isn’t. It’s either a coincidence or a consequence, depending on whether his fast-driving film persona bled into his real life. Irony is a situation that’s the opposite of what might have been expected—for instance, a man named Walker dying while driving.

(The Ten Most Dead People of 2013)

Between this and The Year In Band Names, Christmas is starting to become an afterthought for me in terms of anticipated winter events.

Posted 3 months ago

Good Christmas.

Posted 4 months ago

dumb joke

Posted 6 months ago


Japanese Spider-Man defeated a truck.

Who knew Jay did that much research?

Posted 7 months ago

Youtube comments found in the wild, underneath a video that had nothing to do with Adam Carolla.  I kinda want to meet this guy, so I could try and suss out how it is that he actually exists,

Posted 7 months ago

Grant Morrison wins metafiction.