1. Part 2 of 2

    previous Aliens hate

  2. part 1 of 2

    previous Alien love

  3. aw yiss

    aw yiss

  4. When you were here before
    Couldn’t look you in the eye
    You’re just like an angel
    Your skin makes me cry
    You float like a feather
    In a beautiful world
    I wish I was special
    You’re so fucking special

    But I’m a creep, I’m a lover
    I’m a child, I’m a mother
    I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
    I do not feel ashamed
    I’m your hell, I’m your dream
    I’m nothing in between
    You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

    Beck - Loser

  5. 6. Paul Walker

    Every halfwit on Twitter rushed to make jokes about how ironic it was that a man who gained fame through a film series about reckless, irresponsible street racing should die in a car crash, in a phenomenon that might well have been hashtagged #2fast2soon. This is about ironic as porn star John Holmes contracting and dying of AIDS, you chuckleheads. That is, it isn’t. It’s either a coincidence or a consequence, depending on whether his fast-driving film persona bled into his real life. Irony is a situation that’s the opposite of what might have been expected—for instance, a man named Walker dying while driving.

    (The Ten Most Dead People of 2013)

    Between this and The Year In Band Names, Christmas is starting to become an afterthought for me in terms of anticipated winter events.

  6. Good Christmas.

    Good Christmas.

  7. dumb joke

    dumb joke

  8. twentypercentcooler:

Japanese Spider-Man defeated a truck.


Who knew Jay did that much research?

    twentypercentcooler:

    Japanese Spider-Man defeated a truck.

    Who knew Jay did that much research?

    Reblogged from: twentypercentcooler
  9. Youtube comments found in the wild, underneath a video that had nothing to do with Adam Carolla.  I kinda want to meet this guy, so I could try and suss out how it is that he actually exists,

    Youtube comments found in the wild, underneath a video that had nothing to do with Adam Carolla.  I kinda want to meet this guy, so I could try and suss out how it is that he actually exists,

  10. Grant Morrison wins metafiction.

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